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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Alcohol And Alcoholism

Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.

I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying. - Homer Simpson Quotes

I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson Quotes

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.

[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?! - Homer Simpson Quotes

[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?!

(Lisa)

(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic... - Homer Simpson Quotes

Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...

Land

Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work - Homer Simpson Quotes

Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work

Movie

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}

If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things! - Homer Simpson Quotes

If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things!

[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything - Homer Simpson Quotes

[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything

[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything - Homer Simpson Quotes

[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. - Homer Simpson Quotes

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! - Homer Simpson Quotes

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.

Oh Marge, Of course everything seems bad if you remember it. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Oh Marge, Of course everything seems bad if you remember it.

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat! - Homer Simpson Quotes

Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

Stupid Flounders! - Homer Simpson Quotes

Stupid Flounders!

Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! - Homer Simpson Quotes

Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!

Mind

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking? - Homer Simpson Quotes

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?

Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.

Alcohol And Alcoholism

If he's so smart, how come he's dead? - Homer Simpson Quotes

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson Quotes

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson Quotes

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

Man

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? - Homer Simpson Quotes

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.

If at first you don't succeed, give up. - Homer Simpson Quotes

If at first you don't succeed, give up.

I'm in a place where I don't know where I am! - Homer Simpson Quotes

I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!

To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson Quotes

To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Trying is the first step to failure - Homer Simpson Quotes

Trying is the first step to failure

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. - Homer Simpson Quotes

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

Worth

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer Simpson Quotes

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

They have the Internet on computers, now? - Homer Simpson Quotes

They have the Internet on computers, now?

"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson

It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'! - Homer Simpson Quotes

It [YVAN EHT NIOJ] doesn't mean anything! It's like 'ramalamadingdong' or 'give peace a chance'!

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson Quotes

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night. - Homer Simpson Quotes

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Being popular is the most important thing in the world! - Homer Simpson Quotes

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs. - Homer Simpson Quotes

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

That's it, from now on I'm not looking forward to anything! Oh my god! Tomorrow there's a two for one sale on piano benches. I can't wait, ooh, ooh, ooh! - Homer Simpson Quotes

That's it, from now on I'm not looking forward to anything! Oh my god! Tomorrow there's a two for one sale on piano benches. I can't wait, ooh, ooh, ooh!

God

Max PowerÃ¢â¬âhe's the man whose name you'd love to touch...But, you musn't touch!His name sounds good in your earBut when you say it, you mustn't fearBecause his name can be said by anyone! - Homer Simpson Quotes

Max PowerÃ¢â¬âhe's the man whose name you'd love to touch...But, you musn't touch!His name sounds good in your earBut when you say it, you mustn't fearBecause his name can be said by anyone!

Love

mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes. - Homer Simpson Quotes

mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV? - Homer Simpson Quotes

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

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